(On call)
Dhruvi: oyy gadhi kaha hai. Kitna wait karayegi yaha ab program start hone wala hai
Disha: bs yar aa gai traffic me hu bs 5 minute
Dhruvi: juth mat bol mujhe pata hai tu abhi tak gar pe hi hai nai nikali hai
Disha: Pata hai fir kyu bol rahi hai me to kab se taiyar ho gai thi yar ye Priti ne late kar diya
Dhruvi: sun dishu ham bs 15 minutes ke liye program rok sakte uske baad ham kuch nai kar sakte
Disha: itne time me to aa jaungi me. Vese chief guest me kon kon aaya hai
Dhruvi: sab log aa gaye hai lekin vo jo female chief guest hai na unke bete aane baki hai sirf
Disha: thik to me ab raste me hi hu
Dhruvi: ha to jaldi aaja
(Dhruvi itna hi bolti hai ki same call me se kisi chiz takrane ki aawaz aati hai)
Dhruvi: hello dishu tu thik hai na ye kesi awaz thi tu kuch bol kyu nai rahi hai?
Disha: oo Mari Maa! Ye kya ho gaya
(kuch nai bs disha ki activa kisi car se takra gai)
Disha: yaar ye meri sath hi aesa kyu hona tha
Dhruvi: oyy sun rahi hai ya vaha tapak gai
Disha: Haa sun rahi hu me aur thik hu me lekin ab...
Dhruvi: lekin ab kya? Aur ye abhi kesi awaaz aai
Disha: Mera accident ho gaya 😢 lekin mujhe kuch nai hua aur nahi meri activa ko
Dhruvi: to tu aese chilai kyu thi tu thik hai na ab jaldi aa
Disha: yaar ek aur kaam kar de thodi der aur sambhal le waha kyuki ab yaha yudh kar ke aana hai menu
Dhruvi: nai yaar kuch mat kar aur jaldi aa ja....
(Use aage dhruvi kuch bolti use pehle hi disha ne call disconnected kar diya tha)
(Ab disha jis car ke sath accident hua hai uske window ke pass jake andar bethe person ko window niche karne bolti hai)
(uske isare karne se pehle passenger seat pe se ek ladka bahar aata hai)
(bahar aate hi vo disha ko top to bottom gur ke dekhta hai fir vapas andar car me chala jata hai)
(ye dekh disha ko bohot gussa aata hai aur vo side me se ek stone uthayke car ki window pe fek ke marti hai)
(fir vahi ladka bahar aake Disha ko gusse me datne lagta hai)
That boy: aee ladki pagal ho gai ho kya tumhe pata bhi hai tumne ye kya kiya hai
Disha: Haa mujhe pata hai me to bs khel rahi thi aur galti se hand me se slip ho gaya ☹️
That boy: tum pagal vagal ho kya. Matlab mene dekha tumne janbuj kar vo stone mara hai car pe
Disha: ohh acha matlab aap dekh bhi sakte ho mujhe laga aap nai dekh sakte isliye to aankho pe black chasma aur muh pe mask laga ke gum rahe ho
That boy: tum use kya me jesa bhi gum raha hu aur tujhe pata bhi hai tune kitni mehengi car ka window thoda hai
(Vo itna bolte hi disha use car ko charo taraf dekh ke car ka ek rounds lagati hai)
Disha: hnn kaha jyada mehengi car hai bs Mercedes-Benz EQB hi to hai isme kya naya hai
That boy: ye car tujhe sasti lag rahi hai iski price bhi pata hai ya sir name hi pata hai
Disha: iski price kaha jyada hai Rs. 72.20 Lakh ki hi to hai isme konsi badi baat hai
(jese hi disha car ki price bolti hai tabhi car ki back site pe se ek handsome hot and blue eyes wala ladka bahar aata hai)
(jese hi bahar aata hai vo bs disha ki khubsurti me kho jata hai bs disha ko hi dekhe jaana raha tha)
(Aur disha bhi uski blue eyes me kho jati hai kyu ki isne bhi face pe mask lagaya tha)
(Ab inka pyara moment 1st ladka tod deta hai)
1st boy: bhai aap hi ise kuch bolo kabse ladai kar rahi hai ise bolo ki sorry bolde
1st boy: sorry bolo aur ham tumse car ke karche ke paisa bhi nai lege
Disha: oo hello Mr. Whatever me kyu aap ko sorry bolu galti aap logo ki hai aap log hi wrong side car chala rahe the aur aaye bade mujhe sorry bulvane wale huhh
1st boy: sriyu bhai aap kuch to bolo ise. Kab se is nakchadi ko gur ke dekh rahe ho
Sriyansh: sriy hamari hi galti hai isme inse kyu ladai karni
Sriy: kya bhai aap bhi iski tarafdari kar rahe ho
Disha: chalo aap dono me se koi ek to samjhdar nikala
Sriy: kya matlab tum mujhe bewkuf bol rahi ho
Disha: mene to nai bola lekin aap khud apni identify accept kar rahe ho
Sriy: you....
Sriyansh: (bich me baat kat deta hai) chod na hame apni galti man leni chahiye (disha ko bolta hai) sorry hamari hi galti thi ham ye city me new hai to hame pata nai tha to again sorry ☹️
Disha: it's ok aap ne apni galti man li hai to mene bhi aap ko maaf kiya (sriy ko bolti hai ab) kuch sikho apne bhai se ki kese baat karte hai logo se
Sriy: mujhe pata hai kese baat karte hai logo se tum mujhe mat sikhao
Disha: ab me chalti hu mujhe late ho raha hai
(Itna bol disha vaha se ja rahi thi ki tabhi sriyansh ne use rokta hai)
Sriyansh: suniya aap apna gpay number de do me aap ki activa ka nuksaan ke paise kar dunga
Disha: are nai nai uski jarurat nai hai activa ko thik me kara dungi
(Itna bol disha waha se chali jati hai)
Sriy: bro aapne use kuch bola kyu nai
Sriyansh: tamiz se bol teri hone wali chachi hai
Sriy: no bro ye meri chachi nai ban sakti aap ko isme kya pasand aa gaya
Sriyansh: iski aankhe, iska baat karne ka tarika, iska khubsurat chehra...
Sriy: (baat bich me kaat deta hai) bs bs samjh gaya lekin abhi chalo dm ke 4 calls aa gaye hai
Sriyansh: Haa chalo lekin pehle dusri car bulva
(5 minutes baad dusri car aati hai aur vo bhi nikal jate hai)
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